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Eau de Uptime
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Eau de Uptime: The sysadmin’s signature scent.
Smells like a freshly cooled server rack with just a hint of victory. Eau de Uptime blends crisp air, a touch of cable insulation, and the sweet satisfaction of 99.999% uptime into one strangely comforting aroma. Light it up when you need calm, focus—or just a little reminder that your array is still online.
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unraid Merch Store
- Email: contact@support.merch.unraid.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.