20% off
Parity Protected Koozie
20% off for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
The Parity Protected Koozie is your go-to companion for chilled beverages during long uptime sessions, homelab tinkering, or celebratory array rebuilds. Featuring the bold slogan “Parity Protected. Beverage Detected.”, this koozie is built for system integrity—and cold cans.
-
Made from waterproof neoprene
-
Fits standard and slim 12 oz cans
-
Ribbed seams for durability
-
Dual-side Unraid branding
-
Spot clean as needed
-
100% self-hosted energy
Whether you're pushing containers or managing cables, this koozie’s got your drink covered—literally.
More details
- Made from neoprene
- Waterproof
- Dual-side customization
- Ribbed seams
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
- Spot clean as needed
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unraid Merch Store
- Email: contact@support.merch.unraid.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Organostannic, azo dyes, formaldehyde, and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.