O Come, All Ye Self-hosters
Gather ’round, faithful sysadmins — it’s time to sing the praises of uptime and spread some self-hosting cheer.
This limited-edition Unraid holiday sweater is the perfect blend of geek and festive: traditional knit pattern meets the holy trinity of home lab life — servers, coffee, and 99.99% uptime.
With bold text that proudly declares “O Come, All Ye Self-Hosters,” you’ll be the envy of every office party, rack room, and remote stand-up call. Whether you’re preaching parity or evangelizing Docker, this sweater’s your holiday uniform.
🎄 Knitwear Shipping Deadlines for Dec 24th Delivery:
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November 21st — Standard shipping deadline
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November 30th — Rushed shipping deadline
Fabric & Fit
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55% cotton, 45% polyester
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Soft hand feel with lightweight, breathable comfort
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Superb workmanship for durability and warmth
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A standard classic fit that runs slightly large — please check the Size Chart to see if you should size down
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold
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Tumble dry on low heat
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Do not bleach
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No dry cleaning
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Iron at low temperature
More details
- 55% cotton 45% polyester
- 4-color jacquard crewneck knit sweater
- Cozy and soft hand feel
- Lightweight and breathable with superb workmanship
- A standard classic fit
- Runs large. Please check the Size Chart to see if you should size down.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold.
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- Do not bleach.
- No dry cleaning Iron at a low temperature.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unraid Merch Store
- Email: contact@support.merch.unraid.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.