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Eau de Uptime

£17.69
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Eau de Uptime: The sysadmin’s signature scent.

Smells like a freshly cooled server rack with just a hint of victory. Eau de Uptime blends crisp air, a touch of cable insulation, and the sweet satisfaction of 99.999% uptime into one strangely comforting aroma. Light it up when you need calm, focus—or just a little reminder that your array is still online.

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More details

  • Soy wax
  • Cotton wick
  • 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
  • Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
  • Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma

Size & Fit

  • 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
  • Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.