O Come, All Ye Self-hosters
🎄 Knitwear Shipping Deadlines for Dec 24th Delivery:
- November 30th — Rushed shipping deadline
Gather ’round, faithful sysadmins — it’s time to sing the praises of uptime and spread some self-hosting cheer.
This limited-edition Unraid holiday sweater is the perfect blend of geek and festive: traditional knit pattern meets the holy trinity of home lab life — servers, coffee, and 99.99% uptime.
With bold text that proudly declares “O Come, All Ye Self-Hosters,” you’ll be the envy of every office party, rack room, and remote stand-up call. Whether you’re preaching parity or evangelizing Docker, this sweater’s your holiday uniform.
Fabric & Fit
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55% cotton, 45% polyester
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Soft hand feel with lightweight, breathable comfort
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Superb workmanship for durability and warmth
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A standard classic fit that runs slightly large — please check the Size Chart to see if you should size down
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold
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Tumble dry on low heat
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Do not bleach
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No dry cleaning
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Iron at low temperature
More details
- 55% cotton 45% polyester
- 4-color jacquard crewneck knit sweater
- Cozy and soft hand feel
- Lightweight and breathable with superb workmanship
- A standard classic fit
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold.
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- Do not bleach.
- No dry cleaning Iron at a low temperature.
This product ships to the following countries only:
United States, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, United Kingdom, Switzerland, Singapore, Japan, Mainland China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ireland, Netherlands, Poland, Norway, Sweden, Slovakia, Luxembourg
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Unraid Merch Store
- Email: contact@support.merch.unraid.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.